Graduating college is awesome…if awesome is like having your heart ripped out by a piranha, getting shat on by a bird, and having three midgets kick you in the balls, all while being held at gunpoint by a masked man threatening to blow your freakin brains out. Yeah, graduating college pretty much blows. The only thing worse than being a recent graduate is being unemployed. Sure, we’ll all find jobs eventually, but the position you land ...
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Last month I became a man. No I didn’t have my Bar Mitzvah; No I didn’t get married; No I wasn’t circumcised, knighted, or initiated into the Peace Corps; I turned 21. Imagine being a senior in college and not being 21 (this guy, last month). On top of that imagine having traveled to Europe last semester, where I could practically purchase a 14-year old Czech prostitute soiled in whisky, legally at the age of 15 yet in my own country not b...
Welcome to tylergildin.com In a world where people spend almost all of their time on their computers either stalking people’s facebook pages, looking up sports scores, flipping through scary amounts of easily accessible amateur porn, and blogging on nonsense issues, I’ve decided to join the endlessly flowing orgy by taking my videos to the web and starting my own website; tylergildin.com. I plan to continuously update the site with ...
One year ago today my life was changed significantly. I went from just your average funny guy who made no money to a YouTube celebrity, who made no money. Over the past year I have gained over 1 million views, 1,000 facebook friends, a few hand jobs, some free shots, and constant recognition. I have been recognized in different places including bars, restaurants, sports events, urinals, car washes, train stations, and pretty much anywhere e...


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