Welcome to tylergildin.com

In a world where people spend almost all of their time on their computers either stalking people’s facebook pages, looking up sports scores, flipping through scary amounts of easily accessible amateur porn, and blogging on nonsense issues, I’ve decided to join the endlessly flowing orgy by taking my videos to the web and starting my own website; tylergildin.com. I plan to continuously update the site with clips from my most recent shows, information pertaining to upcoming shows, and funny original videos I create with my friends. Content topics will include stories from my travels in Europe, my never-ending issues with girls, what exactly its like to be a 5’6’’ Jew in his 20’s living with Irritable Bowell Syndrome in a world of spicy foods, sour people, and sweet technology, and much more.

For those of you who don’t know much about me – or want to know more – I have listed some facts about me (some you may want to know and some you may have never wanted to know) But because I am such an honest man who rarely holds anything back, I’ve decided to start off this relationship with my viewers with complete honesty to help you all paint a picture of exactly who I am and what I’ve done. Enjoy

Who Is Tyler Gildin???

Tyler Gildin is an aspiring stand up comedian from Woodmere, New York.

Tyler Gildin is a Senior Television Radio Film Major at Newhouse School of Public Communications at Syracuse University.

Tyler Gildin enjoys everything there is about comedy- especially making people laugh without it being at the expense of others (mostly).

Tyler Gildin has performed at various New York City Comedy clubs including Carolines, Comix, Gotham, and New York Comedy club.

Tyler Gildin has been performing at Syracuse for 3 years in a group called Woo-Hoo Comedy Hour.

Tyler Gildin has irritable bowel syndrome and an overactive bladder.

Tyler Gildin this past summer worked in a place where they had a bathroom key that he asked for so frequently that the secretary offered him his own key.

Tyler Gildin has the hair of a chia pet, the honey combs guy, and an Asian lesbian combined.

Tyler Gildin attended Tyler Hill Camp for 13 years.

Tyler Gildin always requested to not sleep by the windows in camp because he feared a lake monster would eat him.

Tyler Gildin never left camp on visiting day, except one time when his mom took him back to her hotel to bleach his mustache.

Tyler Gildin was forced to wax his mustache and eyebrows before his Bar Mitzvah.

Tyler Gildin has a controlling mother.

Tyler Gildin once stole a shiny gem rock from his friend’s house but had too much guilt that he returned it the next day.

Tyler Gildin also has a framed picture of Rocky 3 on his wall yet has never seen any of the Rocky movies.

Tyler Gildin often walks around shirtless to highlight is impressive pectoral muscles even though they are extremely ill proportional to the rest of his body.

Tyler Gildin not only got shut down by 3 girls this past Friday, but couldn’t even get his own penis to give him the time of day when he wanted to masturbate at 4 in the morning.

Tyler Gildin discovered alcohol at the age of 20

Tyler Gildin wears the same 2 pairs of pants to work everyday.

Tyler Gildin cried in 6th grade when he thought he discovered his first armpit hair but was later relieved when he realized it was just lint when he went to take a shower.

Tyler Gildin peed in his pants and got thrown out of the tent at Beerfest in Munich.

Tyler Gildin wore Velcro shoes up until his girlfriend forbid him to in his sophomore year of college

Tyler Gildin dropped 2 balls in the outfield in a JV baseball game against New Hyde Park and retired from baseball on the bus ride home.

Tyler Gildin once overflowed the toilet at the Drs office and ran away before the nurses caught him.

Tyler Gildin once got epididymitis -inflammation of the epididymis (the outer layer of your testicles) – and was forced to wear tighty whites for the rest of the summer.

Tyler Gildin once took a shit in the woods at an intramural softball game at school and then wiped himself with his boxers, which he left in the woods.

Tyler Gildin has every article of his clothing name tagged.

Tyler Gildin went back into the woods and ripped his nametag off of his boxers.

Tyler Gildin is automatically stuck in the friend zone with about 95 percent of the girls he ever meets.

Tyler Gildin has never peed in a middle urinal.

Tyler Gildin went on a walk with a girl at camp and farted than immediately began beat boxing, to try and cover it up, but couldn’t fool his 8th grade love interest.

Tyler Gildin once texted a girl how hot she was when he meant to text his friend sitting in class behind her.

Tyler Gildin smashed up his entire face in a boogie boarding accident the week before his freshman year at Syracuse and had to go to welcome week looking like a semi-retarded goblin.

Tyler Gildin got thrown out of social studies class in 10th grade and went to the school store to buy his teacher earrings.

Tyler Gildin’s teacher wore those same earrings the next week in class.

Tyler Gildin got an A in 10th grade social studies.

Tyler Gildin once thought he was pregnant when he was at a planetarium with his grandmother in 2nd grade but it was only gas from the hardboiled eggs he had ate previously ate.

Tyler Gildin forgot his underwear in 4th grade and had his mom bring it to school for him in a manila envelope.

Tyler Gildin used to be dressed in exactly the same outfit as his younger brother up until the age of 10.

Tyler Gildin had zero friends up until the age of 10.

“Tyler Gildin is a funny, witty, brilliant young man, who truly is a living testament of the American Dream” – Melissa Gildin.

“Tyler Gildin is disrespectful, disruptive, and distracts others from learning” – Tyler Gildin’s 12th grade report card.

Tyler Gildin is better than most of your friends.

Tyler Gildin is me.

If you have any more that you would like to add feel free to contact me and they will be posted.